I killed a man...

I killed a man
He was a Jew
I got some help
From Winnie the Pooh

We tied him up
Wrapped him tightly in bacon
And threw him in the water
To be eaten by the Kraken

Revenge is sweet
So is honey
I didn't share with my partner
But he was quite cunning

Stole some anyway
So I killed him too
And that was the end
Of ole Winnie the Pooh

Then one night
When the clock struck ten
I sat at home
Petting my hen

I heard a noise
From outside my window
Went to look and...
MY VICTIMS ATE MY BRAINS!

So now here I sit
Rotting in hell
Though I did make an impression...
Hitler said I did well


Ah, the wonders of boredom after an exam :'D
results in some weird shizz, don't it? xD

Michie, however, writes a whole lot of random things O.o
IloveyouMichie<3
And she's posting them on her blog :D
But..
She didn't give me the link :(
Bleh :(

I also discovered that Liam wants to kill me :D
Why?
Because Nadine said I'm a hippie :3
And that she sees future in my pie :'D


Kthnxbai :) xx

I like peanut butter

At last, a post emerges! It feels like forever and a half has past since I posted D:

I have been imprisoned by the government of Karyllia, the land I am inhabiting, and was unable to escape my cold, dark cell. Until now.
Though I am not anywhere near free, I have been given some leash for being a good dog.

Why was this dog imprisoned, you may ask? Well... I attacked the postman.
All the mail was ruined, therefore I was punished.


Over the past month I've been kept prisoner, and finally I am adjusting to my new life :)
The warden has helped me a lot, yet I still need to prove myself.

I remember debating one Tuesday afternoon... :3
We sat there, and the teacher didn't show up
Sooooooooooooo..
We started being our usual stupidly crazy selves :D :D

Also, Amy and I found a missing mustache on the hockey field. If anyone has lost their mustache, TOO BAD! :D
We believe it belongs to a teacher. We were going to return it, but Amy's always wanted a mustache :3

It be fun singing Blink in the changerooms with your best friend xP

I miss Aidan v.v
I miss him so much!
<goes and cries in a corner>

And on top of it all, I've lost Fred :(
If anyone has seen my invisible unicorn, please tell me :) xx


I had to laugh when a guy got confused between Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter xD
"Dobby! 'My precious'" ... Uh, no. -.-

I am jealous of them peoples who went to One Night :(
Fml xD

So to conclude this post here's a picture of peanut butter:

Weekend perfection :D

So on Saturday, Aidan invited me to his place for a braai :D
I was so nervous coz I was gunna meet some of his friends >.< I was like "Oh shit, what if they don't like me?!"  xD
But they were all really chilled and pretty damn awesome :P

Band prac was an amazing experience :) they're really good at what they do :D
Lots of laughs and plenty food xP

I can't imagine my Saturday getting any better than it was :3

Sunday was quality time with daddy :D
Went driving up the side of a freaking mountain, ohyeah!! xD
We stopped at a shop somewhere along the way.. THe place was huge! :o  And they had freaking giant cookies, brownies and doughnuts! D:  I think I died and went to heaven xD

So Sunday was an amazing 4 hours of roadtrip and doughnuts! :D
I was reminded why I love m country, and specifically Cape Town :)
It's beautiful here :3


This weekend was practically perfect :D :D
I wish it didn't have to end <3

Pink sunshine on a grey day

The day started off on a low note, and even with hopes of my spirit lifting as the day went on, all seemed to go spiralling downwards with every second gone by.

Unfortunately I was left disappointed when my crazy retard best friend was missing from school :o
Hope she's okay; she's been ill for the past few weeks  v.v

Even the amazing sound of Aidan's voice couln't brighten my mood :/  Sure, it was great to hear his voice, but the dampening of my mood just didn't seem to lessen :/

Yet, through all the grey clouds, came a ray of sunshine... Pink sunshine ^^
Yes, my mommy dear is preggers and today we found out it's going to be a little female hatchling :3

Mwahahahaha, poor kid doesn't know what's coming... xD

She's going to be growing up in a metalhead household... How lucky, right? :P

I CALL DIBS ON TEACHING HER TO HEADBANG :D :D

The Beginning of the Beginning... Hi :3

So, like... Hiya :D
I am le CherryBlossom ^^ known to friends and foes alike as Jess!
Why the fooook do I declare my name CherryBlossom, then? O.o  Well, it all start a long, long time ago .. In a distant land that only a few know of. This place has no name, as it is mostly unknown ^^

So there I was just walking down Liquorice Lane when a GIANT PLANT-FIGHTING, FLESH-EATING COTTON CANDY MONSTER CAME CHARGING AT ME!!! D:
Luckily for me, he was extremely fat and couldn't run very fast, so escaping was a piece of cake :3
And then, out of the blue, some random weirdo in this leather jacket came skateboarding up to me with a guitar in hand ^^

"Do not fear, fair maiden!" He exclaimed, leaping towards the monster. He lay his guitar on the grass, grabbing a random branch lying in the middle of nowhere.
BAM!! That monster didn't know what hit him! :o
Okay, well he kinda did since it's hard to miss a huge thing flying towards your face :/

And so, with my life saved, this mysterious stranger came toward me, took my hand and together we flew away on his magical unicorn :D
He calls me CherryBlossom. Why? Because every single time he kissed me, my face turned into this ripe tomato >.<

And so, that is how I got my name :D

I am Jess and I'm 14 years old ^^  That is le me over therrrre  ------------>

My birthday was only last week Wednesday :D I got the bestest gifts everrr :D
Best gift was spending time with the amazing guy who holds my heart :3 My Aidan <3

For those who do not know me, I am a random weirdo who will eat all your peanut butter ^^ I LOVE music with the passion - especially that of rock and metal :D
Art is my life and I dream of making a living off my sketches and soon-to-be novels :P

I have been labelled a "Hello Kitty emo" xD   but no, I do not slit my wrists thank you very much xD
I am simply different to the average and love embracing my unique side :3

AH HA!! I also should mention that I have a few very amazing, close friends who I love with all my cold little heart xD
But two very important people are worth mentioning ^^
My boyfriend and best friend, Aidan :)
And of course... The one and only... AMY :D :D crazy best friend of mine :3 freaking love that chick, man! xD

Amy. With ice-cream. Damn her for not sharing! D:  --------->

*goes to sulk in corner, listening to ETF*


So I think that about wraps it up :D
Also, I can't remember what else I was gunna say >.<

Ciao all you people who suffered through my lecture :D

*waves hysterically like a mad person*

:D :D :D

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OKAY! I'm going, sheesh >.>  <.<
<3