I killed a man...

I killed a man
He was a Jew
I got some help
From Winnie the Pooh

We tied him up
Wrapped him tightly in bacon
And threw him in the water
To be eaten by the Kraken

Revenge is sweet
So is honey
I didn't share with my partner
But he was quite cunning

Stole some anyway
So I killed him too
And that was the end
Of ole Winnie the Pooh

Then one night
When the clock struck ten
I sat at home
Petting my hen

I heard a noise
From outside my window
Went to look and...
MY VICTIMS ATE MY BRAINS!

So now here I sit
Rotting in hell
Though I did make an impression...
Hitler said I did well


Ah, the wonders of boredom after an exam :'D
results in some weird shizz, don't it? xD

Michie, however, writes a whole lot of random things O.o
IloveyouMichie<3
And she's posting them on her blog :D
But..
She didn't give me the link :(
Bleh :(

I also discovered that Liam wants to kill me :D
Why?
Because Nadine said I'm a hippie :3
And that she sees future in my pie :'D


Kthnxbai :) xx