I killed a man...

I killed a man
He was a Jew
I got some help
From Winnie the Pooh

We tied him up
Wrapped him tightly in bacon
And threw him in the water
To be eaten by the Kraken

Revenge is sweet
So is honey
I didn't share with my partner
But he was quite cunning

Stole some anyway
So I killed him too
And that was the end
Of ole Winnie the Pooh

Then one night
When the clock struck ten
I sat at home
Petting my hen

I heard a noise
From outside my window
Went to look and...
MY VICTIMS ATE MY BRAINS!

So now here I sit
Rotting in hell
Though I did make an impression...
Hitler said I did well


Ah, the wonders of boredom after an exam :'D
results in some weird shizz, don't it? xD

Michie, however, writes a whole lot of random things O.o
IloveyouMichie<3
And she's posting them on her blog :D
But..
She didn't give me the link :(
Bleh :(

I also discovered that Liam wants to kill me :D
Why?
Because Nadine said I'm a hippie :3
And that she sees future in my pie :'D


Kthnxbai :) xx

I like peanut butter

At last, a post emerges! It feels like forever and a half has past since I posted D:

I have been imprisoned by the government of Karyllia, the land I am inhabiting, and was unable to escape my cold, dark cell. Until now.
Though I am not anywhere near free, I have been given some leash for being a good dog.

Why was this dog imprisoned, you may ask? Well... I attacked the postman.
All the mail was ruined, therefore I was punished.


Over the past month I've been kept prisoner, and finally I am adjusting to my new life :)
The warden has helped me a lot, yet I still need to prove myself.

I remember debating one Tuesday afternoon... :3
We sat there, and the teacher didn't show up
Sooooooooooooo..
We started being our usual stupidly crazy selves :D :D

Also, Amy and I found a missing mustache on the hockey field. If anyone has lost their mustache, TOO BAD! :D
We believe it belongs to a teacher. We were going to return it, but Amy's always wanted a mustache :3

It be fun singing Blink in the changerooms with your best friend xP

I miss Aidan v.v
I miss him so much!
<goes and cries in a corner>

And on top of it all, I've lost Fred :(
If anyone has seen my invisible unicorn, please tell me :) xx


I had to laugh when a guy got confused between Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter xD
"Dobby! 'My precious'" ... Uh, no. -.-

I am jealous of them peoples who went to One Night :(
Fml xD

So to conclude this post here's a picture of peanut butter: