12/12/12

Greetings friends and random blog-readers alike :)

Today is the day that everybody has been going on and on and on and on and on and on and on about. Yep, it's the 12th of december 2012! :O

Personally, I don't find this very exciting. What I find exciting is spending the day with Aaron tomorrow :D

So we all have about 9 days until the "world ends". I'm looking forward to that, so I can laugh on the 22nd of December :P

Oh yes, I should probably tell you the story about this mysterious Aaron character I mentioned :O

One day, millions of years ago, when the dinosaurs still walked the earth, there was two special species of reptilian awesomeness.

The Aaronosaurus and the Jessador! :D

These two species were rare, and they only ate salty crackers with cheese. Unfortunately, the other dinosaurs were very jealous of how amazing these two species were and started scheming against them.

Now, the Aaronosaurus is also known as the "hamster-dinosaur", whereas the Jessador is known as the "kitty-dinosaur".

Both were extremely cute and fluffy creatures who puked rainbows :)

As the other dinosaurs schemed their evil intentions, the Aaronosaurus and the Jessador went hunting for strawberry jammy jam. The jammy jam was very quick and got away quickly, but they didn't give up the hunt.

After running after the jammy jam for 2 hours, they discovered a poor MichieMouse stuck in a trap. The MichieMouse promised to help them catch the jammy jam if they freed her from her prison.

The Aaronosaurus and Jessador got the poor MichieMouse out of the trap and, as promised, the MichieMouse used her charm to lure the jammy jam closer so that Aaronosaurus and Jessador could catch it.

Meanwhile, the other dinosaurs had started working on their plan to destroy Aaronosaurus and Jessador. They decided to sacrifice the two to the magnificent volcano that cast a shadow over their homeland. 

The dinosaurs believed that sacrificing to the volcano would keep it from sending its lava-puke all over the land, so they saw this as a perfect opportunity to get rid of Aaronosaurus and Jessador.

Thankfully, the amazing AmyPixie had been at her crazy inventions again, and had perfected her time machine. When she heard of the horrid schemes against her friends Jessador and Aaronosaurus, she warned them and explained that she had a plan of her own.

  "The two of you need to use my time machine to go to the future. It's the only way you'll be safe from these evil doers!" She said quietly, afraid the other dinosaurs had spies watching the three of them hatching an escape plan.

  "But what about MichieMouse? And you, AmyPixie?" Asked Jessador, worried about her friends remaining at risk of being sacrificed too.

  "We'll come with! Just find MichieMouse and we can leave!" Said AmyPixie, her blue eyes brightening. 

Soon Aaronosaurus, Jessador, MichieMouse and AmyPixie were squished in the time machine. The time machine looked like a giant fishbowl, for reasons unknown.

There was a label that read:
"Insert grape juice to go to the past. Insert jammy jam to go to the future."

Aaronosaurus took the jammy jam and put it in what looked like a post box.

Suddenly, the whole world turned into a huge blur and the group all fell to the floor. Gravity pulled them down as the world span around and around.

Then, everything was still.

THEY HAD MADE IT TO THE FUTURE!!

And that's the story of how Aaronosaurus, Jessador, MichieMouse and AmyPixie escaped to the future.

It's also how the first aquarium was discovered...

Until next time, dear readers :D <3

xx